Chaotic Toe Sphere
By oldgreggs
Chaotic Toe Sphere drops a surreal comedy adventure into Minecraft with two playable dimensions you access using the included teleport key: the pulsing red-and-white Canine Circulatory System built from flesh, blood-cell and artery blocks, and the skin-toned wasteland Great Nigerian Toe-Sphere with callous ground. Ride and tame a passive Mongolian Toenail mount (right-click to ride) that every 60 seconds has a 50% chance to drop a Mongolian Flute; right-clicking a flute plays a randomized traditional flute or throat-singing clip with a temporary Speed boost and cooldown, while the high-tier Nigerian Toe Licker sword inflicts the custom Soggy Disgust slowing effect on hit. The mod also adds toe-themed guns that consume toenail-clipping ammo and fire at high rate with custom engine/toe sounds, spawn eggs, block/item models and textures, and first-phase support for Nigerian Toe Cars (engine sounds present; full vehicle bodies and projectile entities will come later), making this a playable first phase of a bizarre, exploration-and-mounted-comedy experience.
