Description:

The K-Mart Katana is a cheap, low-quality sword that deals significantly less damage than your bare fists and swings extremely slowly, making it one of the worst weapons in the game. Simply equip it like any other sword and attack enemies by left-clicking, though you'll quickly discover why it was sold at a discount store. For the full "mall ninja" experience, wear a leather helmet while wielding the katana to activate the special fedora penalty, which reduces your attack damage even further and displays a shame notification in the tooltip.